My first attempt was mayonnaise, I have tried it before but it went ugly so this time I was more careful. But unfortunately in the end it still was horrible and un-eatable. My guess is using olive oil does not fit the bill.

I usually eat Vegenaise, so next time I will try something more like that:

1. Organicexpeller pressed soy oil
2. filtered water
3. Organic brown rice syrup
4. Organic apple cider vinegar
5. Organic soy protein
6. Sea salt
7. Organic mustard flour
8. Organic lemon juice concentrate

The ingredients that do not work where:

1. 2 large free-range eggs
2. 2 teaspoons sea salt
3. 2 teaspoons dry mustard
4. 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
5. 2 cups olive oil (or slightly less)