You know you play too much Halo when…
Written by Charles Yarbrough
10. You crouch when turning corners.
9. You look at the back of your vehicle to see if anyone is jumping on it.
8. During sex you chant like the Halo monks.
7. You call to tell your friends you not going to be able to play tonight.
6. You call your girlfriend to let her know you will be playing when she gets home.
5. You have a shirt with a halo dude tea bagging another.
4. You get drunk while playing Halo.
3. You ask others on Xbox live advise on your personal problems.
2. You have the Halo theme and Breaking Benjamin’s Halo song on your wake up CD
1. You consider naming your first born Master Chief