5 people you need to know socially

5. Awesome party guy, nuf said

4. Jo Pimp – aka Jo mamma’s pimp hahahahah

3. Hardcore coke dealer – This contact is only needed if you want to meet questionable girls or strippers at a club and watch them dance naked till 6am at your house.

2. The Club Promoter – This smooth guy has bulk texting down to a science, not to mention how to get hot girls to take a pictures with him. His friendship is priceless

1. The Bouncer – Not only will he get you and the half way good looking girl your hoping to spoon with later past the line, but if you get into a fight he will even blame it on the other guy, kick him out, while the two of you laugh about it.

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