A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, “What’s that for?” The pirate responds, “Aarrr, its driving me nuts”. A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “Can I help you?” The duck says, “Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!” A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wanna hear a good joke?” The corn stalk says, “I’m all ears!” A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says “We don’t serve your kind here.” and the mushroom says – “Why not? I’m a fungi.” An amnesiac girl comes into a barand she asks, “Do I come here often?” A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. They get extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out on the ground. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The man turns around and […]